That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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