I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So much rum. So many feels.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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