bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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