it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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