she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i think im in europe. pls send help
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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