K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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