dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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