So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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