One girl and one boy is just not enough.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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