Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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