Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't think brook has ever known best
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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