I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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