i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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