One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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