Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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