Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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