went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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