jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize