I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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