Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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