You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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