If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
