people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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