This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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