Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
