What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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