you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
