i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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