I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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