just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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