Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i out mim tonsoeep
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