I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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