It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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