If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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