My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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