Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
