he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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