if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
i believe in u and ur pee
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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