just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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