It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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