But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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