Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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