We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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