just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We left an ass print on the piano.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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