no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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