what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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