just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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