Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
