STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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