mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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