i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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