Hey man sorry I got all grabby
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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