Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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