My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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