Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
NoShamevember. You game?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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