i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
