even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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