the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I am naked and annoyed.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Randomize
