operation have a gay friend backfired
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
two words...techno handjob
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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