oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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