Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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